Corp Troll: what Big Tech CEOs are really thinking, rated by you.

The private thoughts of Big Tech CEOs about their own news. You decide if they land.

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Andy Jassy, internallyAmazon CEO · today

“You bought a Ring to watch your porch, and now our driver watches it back, no subscription needed.”

FunnyNope★ Brilliant

Sam Altman, internallyOpenAI CEO · 3 days ago

“If the model just turned out bad, too dangerous sounds way better in the papers.”

Re: OpenAI scraps release of Astra 6.1 over safety concernsPhoto: 首相官邸ホームページ / Office of the Prime Minister of Japan Official Website, CC BY 4.0

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