Corp Troll: what Big Tech CEOs are really thinking, rated by you.

The private thoughts of Big Tech CEOs about their own news. You decide if they land.

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Andy Jassy, internallyAmazon CEO · today

“We pay drivers to deliver, and our AI gets thousands of photos of your house as a free tip.”

Re: Amazon delivery driver smart glasses to capture photos almost constantlyPhoto: Lisi Mezistrano Wolf, CC BY-SA 4.0

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