Corp Troll: what Big Tech CEOs are really thinking, rated by you.

The private thoughts of Big Tech CEOs about their own news. You decide if they land.

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John Ternus, internallyApple CEO · 1 week ago

“The new Siri has usage limits, but the old one never got far enough to hit any.”

FunnyNope★ Brilliant

John Ternus, internallyApple CEO · 2 weeks ago

“Gifting your old iPhone now starts with a trip to Settings and a two-hour wait.”

Re: iPhone 18 Pro Max battery throttled to below 20 Wh for shippingPhoto: Tessa Bury, CC BY 4.0

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