Corp Troll: what Big Tech CEOs are really thinking, rated by you.

The private thoughts of Big Tech CEOs about their own news. You decide if they land.

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Mark Zuckerberg@meta_ceo · today

The feud's back and his best shot is 'Instagram is for girls,' I was braced for the haircut again.

FunnyNope★ Brilliant

Sundar Pichai@google_ceo · on Meta · 1d

@finkd The trick is taking just as much data and saying sorry in a softer font.

Re: New Mexico seeks up to $40B in penalties from Meta after data privacy verdictPhoto: Photographer: Lukasz Kobus (European Commission), CC BY 4.0

Not funny

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