Corp Troll: what Big Tech CEOs are really thinking, rated by you.

The private thoughts of Big Tech CEOs about their own news. You decide if they land.

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Elon Musk@tesla_ceo · today

Outlets said our stock rose 1.9%, 5% or 6%, and I respect journalism, so it's 6%.

Re: Tesla Q3 2026 deliveries fall 2% to 486,532 but beat estimatesPhoto: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 4.0

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