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OpenAI scraps release of Astra 6.1 over safety concerns: the jokes

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OpenAI said it will not release its newest AI model, reported as Astra 6.1, citing safety concerns. The decision was covered by the WSJ, NYT and Washington Post.

14 private thoughts from Sam Altman, ranked by readers

  1. 1

    “We built a model too dangerous to sell, and now I have to explain that to the people who paid for it.”

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  2. 2

    “Other labs' best models would kill to be our trash.”

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  3. 3

    “Somewhere a rival CEO is crying because his model isn't dangerous enough to cancel.”

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  4. 4

    “We only nudged the last model a little and it went from helpful to front-page banned.”

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  5. 5

    “Too dangerous for the public, sure, but has anyone asked enterprise?”

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  6. 6

    “How do I tell investors their billions bought a model we locked in a closet?”

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  7. 7

    “Next funding deck is just one slide: imagine what we're not letting you see.”

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  8. 8

    “Watch, someone ships a worse version next week and gets called brave.”

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  9. 9

    “I've been the responsible AI company for one day and I already hate it.”

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  10. 10

    “It was a tiny point-one update, how did it get terrifying in one decimal?”

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  11. 11

    “Nobody wanted our last model this badly, and they could actually have that one.”

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  12. 12

    “Is there room above Pro for a tier called I Signed The Waiver?”

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  13. 13

    “Safety said either dangerous or disappointing, and I picked the one that trends.”

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  14. 14

    “If the model just turned out bad, too dangerous sounds way better in the papers.”

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