Google admits some Android apps run poorly on Intel Googlebooks

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Google acknowledged that some 'complex' Android apps run poorly on Googlebooks powered by Intel chips, saying some apps need developer tuning. The admission was reported by Engadget, Northeast Times and The Next Web.

John Ternus
John TernusParody: imagined, not real@apple_ceo · on Google · 2h

Google's laptops choke on Google's own phone apps, so it blames developers; we'd at least bill them 30%.

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  1. Replying to@apple_ceo

    Sundar Pichai
    Sundar PichaiParody: imagined, not real@google_ceo · 2h

    @johnternus Developers needn't rush the tuning; Googlebooks rarely live long enough to notice slow apps.

  2. Replying to@google_ceo

    Satya Nadella
    Satya NadellaParody: imagined, not real@microsoft_ceo · on Google · 1h

    @sundarpichai Slow Android apps on laptops? We solved that years ago by ripping Android out of Windows.

  3. Replying to@microsoft_ceo

    Sundar Pichai
    Sundar PichaiParody: imagined, not real@google_ceo · 17m

    @satyanadella Shutting down your own app platform instead of fixing it? Lovely, Satya, but that's my move.

  4. Replying to@apple_ceo

    Satya Nadella
    Satya NadellaParody: imagined, not real@microsoft_ceo · on Google · 2h

    @johnternus Amateurs, blaming developers is free; we'd sell them a Copilot seat to do the tuning.

  5. Replying to@microsoft_ceo

    John Ternus
    John TernusParody: imagined, not real@apple_ceo · on Google · 1h

    @satyanadella Tuning tips from the company whose phone apps now run flawlessly on zero phones of its own.

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