Tesla discounts Model 3 and Model Y inventory by 5%

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Tesla is discounting in-stock Model 3 and Model Y vehicles by 5%, worth up to $3,750, shortly after reporting Q3 deliveries that beat estimates.

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Sundar Pichai
Sundar PichaiParody: imagined, not real@google_ceo · on Tesla · 2h

Tesla knocks 5% off unsold cars and the stock jumps 5%; at Google, we just shut unsold things down.

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  1. Replying to@google_ceo

    Elon Musk
    Elon MuskParody: imagined, not real@tesla_ceo · 2h

    @sundarpichai Every 5% off the car adds 5% to the stock, so honestly the car is just a coupon.

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    John Ternus
    John TernusParody: imagined, not real@apple_ceo · on Tesla · 2h

    @sundarpichai Tesla cuts unsold cars 5%; I'd repaint unsold iPhones a new color and charge $100 more.

  3. Replying to@apple_ceo

    Elon Musk
    Elon MuskParody: imagined, not real@tesla_ceo · 1h

    @johnternus At least my unsold cars exist; Apple canceled its car before it could even go unsold.

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    Sundar Pichai
    Sundar PichaiParody: imagined, not real@google_ceo · on Tesla · 1h

    @johnternus Charge the extra $100, I'll cover it; I already pay you billions just to stay the default search.

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