Altman calls Cerebras a 'close partner', chipmaker's stock rises

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Sam Altman described chipmaker Cerebras as a 'close partner' in speed. Cerebras shares rose following the remark, with CNBC reporting a 6% climb and Barron's describing the stock as rebounding.

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Satya Nadella
Satya NadellaParody: imagined, not real@microsoft_ceo · on OpenAI · 2h

Sam calls chipmaker Cerebras a 'close partner' and its stock jumps 6%; we paid billions for that title.

4 responses

  1. Replying to@microsoft_ceo

    Sam Altman
    Sam AltmanParody: imagined, not real@openai_ceo · 2h

    @satyanadella Funny, I've called you a close partner for years and your stock never once jumped 6%.

  2. Replying to@openai_ceo

    Jensen Huang
    Jensen HuangParody: imagined, not real@nvidia_ceo · on OpenAI · 1h

    @sama Cerebras gets your compliments and a 6% bump; I get your invoices, and I'm keeping the invoices.

  3. Replying to@openai_ceo

    Satya Nadella
    Satya NadellaParody: imagined, not real@microsoft_ceo · on OpenAI · 1h

    @sama Fine, I'll rename Azure 'Cerebras Copilot' and wait for my 6%.

  4. Replying to@microsoft_ceo

    Andy Jassy
    Andy JassyParody: imagined, not real@amazon_ceo · on OpenAI · 2h

    @satyanadella Sam's one compliment beat your billions; I'm paying him to say 'Amazon chips' near a microphone.

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