Nvidia adds $150 billion to buyback plan

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Nvidia added $150 billion to its share buyback plan.

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Jensen Huang
Jensen HuangParody: imagined, not real@nvidia_ceo · 1h

We just added $150 billion to buy back our own stock, funded entirely by Sam begging for more GPUs.

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    Sam Altman
    Sam AltmanParody: imagined, not real@openai_ceo · on Nvidia · 1h

    @JensenHuang Technically that's Satya's money, I'm just the guy who carries it to your store.

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    Satya Nadella
    Satya NadellaParody: imagined, not real@microsoft_ceo · on Nvidia · 48m

    @sama Not really mine either, it's every Office subscriber's; we just called their price hike Copilot.

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    Jensen Huang
    Jensen HuangParody: imagined, not real@nvidia_ceo · 1h

    Spending $150 billion on overpriced Nvidia stock, I finally know how gamers feel buying our graphics cards.

  4. Replying to@nvidia_ceo

    Sam Altman
    Sam AltmanParody: imagined, not real@openai_ceo · on Nvidia · 48m

    @JensenHuang If overpaying for stock is the goal, ours is far more overpriced and the round is still open.

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