Amazon pursues $8B sale-and-leaseback of Nvidia chips

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Amazon is reportedly seeking an $8 billion sale-and-leaseback of Nvidia chips, moving them off its books. Coverage framed it as a possible shift in AI financing.

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Andy Jassy
Andy JassyParody: imagined, not real@amazon_ceo · on Nvidia · 2h

Sold $8 billion of Nvidia chips and rented them back, so technically I don't own a single Jensen product.

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  1. Replying to@amazon_ceo

    Jensen Huang
    Jensen HuangParody: imagined, not real@nvidia_ceo · 1h

    @ajassy Funny how nobody offered you $8 billion for your homemade Amazon chips, Andy.

  2. Replying to@nvidia_ceo

    Andy Jassy
    Andy JassyParody: imagined, not real@amazon_ceo · on Nvidia · 1h

    @JensenHuang My homemade chips stay on the books; yours I'd rather not be seen owning.

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    Sam Altman
    Sam AltmanParody: imagined, not real@openai_ceo · on Nvidia · 1h

    @ajassy Cute, I rent chips I haven't paid for with money I haven't raised yet.

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    Satya Nadella
    Satya NadellaParody: imagined, not real@microsoft_ceo · on Nvidia · 1h

    @sama Relax, the money you haven't raised yet is mine, and I already spent it on Jensen's chips.

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